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खुद पर सबसे ज्यादा गर्व कब होता है

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संता: बता खुद पर सबसे ज्यादा गर्व कब होता है?

बंता - जब परीक्षा हॉल में कुछ आता न हो, और पीछे से टीचर आकर कहे,

कॉपी छुपा लो, पीछे वाला देख रहा है.
कसम से सीना चौड़ा हो जाता है।

Question

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Question: “Prove That 2/10 = 2”

Arts Student: “Out Of Course.”

Commerce Student: “Wrong Question.”

Medical Student: “What The Hell, It’s Not Possible.”

Engineering Student: “It’s So Simple

2/10 = Two/ten

(T With T Cancel)

Wo = En

W = 23rd Letter

O = 15th Letter

E = 5th Letter

N = 14th Letter

So,

23+15 / 5+14

= 38 / 19

= 2”

Hence Prooved

Engineer Rocks!

Indian CEO Joke

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I don’t know what is the big deal on an Indian becoming CEO of Google and Microsoft,
when you can’t send him your resume and say
“bhai mail kar diya hai, dekh liyo!!!

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Every people is a intelligent,When he work Hard!

Master ji class me sharaab liye baithe hain...

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 Arz kiya hai......
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Master ji class me sharaab liye baithe hain.....
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Wah Wah
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Master ji class me sharaab liye baithe hain.....
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Aur Bache itne haraami hain
'Sale Glass Liye Baithe Hain'.....

Titanic Kaise Dooba Tha Pata Hai???

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Titanic Kaise Dooba Tha Pata Hai???
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Guluk Guluk Guluk
Dubuk Dubuk
Bulubulubulu Poochuk
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Haso Mat Its A Sad Story..!.!! :/

Wife:- Jinke the wo le gaye. :D

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Govt ka naya rule jiske 5 bacche ho usey Ghar milega.
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PiNku ke 3 the, Usne Wife Se kaha pados k 2 mere hai unko lata hu.
(Laane ke baad) apne 3 kaha gye..??
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Wife:- Jinke the wo le gaye. :D

Police constable to his son

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2015 Kids:
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Police constable to
his son:
“Tumhara Result
Acha Nahee Aya.
Aaj say tumhara
khelna aur t.v band!”
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Son: Yeh 50 rupay
pakro aur mamla
yaheen khatam
karo…

Beta apne Baap ki marriage video dekhte hue bola :

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Beta apne Baap ki marriage video dekhte hue bola :
Mujhe Apki shaadi ki tarah apni shaadi mein bhi item girls nachwani hai
Papa : Haranjade, Ye Teri Bua aur Mausiya hain ?

Teacher : What is the half of 8 ? —teacher student jokes

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Teacher : What is the  half of 8 ?
Pappu: 4
Santa : Depend karta hai agr horizontally adha karo toh 0 aur agr veritcally karo toh 3.
For the first time in history , Pappu lost ! Santa rocks….


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