Patni jab mayke jati
पत्नी जब मायके जाती है और फिर जब पति कि याद आती है तो कैसे रोमांटिक sms भेजती है
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देखिये। “मेरी मोहब्ब्त को अपने दिल में ढूंढ लेना; और हाँ, आंटे को अच्छी तरह गूँथ लेना! मिल जाए अगर प्यार तो खोना नहीं प्याज़...
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देखिये। “मेरी मोहब्ब्त को अपने दिल में ढूंढ लेना; और हाँ, आंटे को अच्छी तरह गूँथ लेना! मिल जाए अगर प्यार तो खोना नहीं प्याज़...
Mian-Biwi Ke Kisse
Husband: Tumne Pada... Akhbaar Mein Likha Hai Taaje Survey
Se Pata Chala Hai Ki 25 Percent Auratein Maansik Bimari Ke
Liye Medicines Leti Hain?
Wife: Toh Ismein Khaas Kya Hai?
Husband: Yeh Toh Bada Hi Darawani Type Ki News Hai.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Iska Matlab Hua Ki 75 Percent Ladies Bina
Medicines Liye Ghoom Rahi Hain...!!!
Biwi Ne Namaaz Padhkar Dua Ke Liye Haath Uthaye, Par
Kuchh Nahin Manga Aur haath Neeche Kar Liye!
Shauhar Yeh Sab Dekh Raha Tha, Toh Puchh Baitha: Yeh Kya?
Dua Kyun Nahin Maangi?
Biwi: Maangne Hi Lagi Thi Ki 'Allah Aapki Tamaam Mushkilein
Khatam Kar De' Phir Socha, Kahin Mujhe Hi Kuchh Na Ho
Jaaye!
Patni: Aaakhir Aurat Kya-Kya Sambhaale...
Tumko Sambhaale,
Tumhare Bachche Sambhaale,
Tumhare Maa - Baap Ko Fambhaale
Yaa Phir Tumhara Ghar Sambhaale ???
Pati, Sukun Se: Agar Aurat Sirf Apni ZABAAN Sambhaal Le Toh
Baaki Sab Apne-Aap Sambhal Jaayega !!!
Se Pata Chala Hai Ki 25 Percent Auratein Maansik Bimari Ke
Liye Medicines Leti Hain?
Wife: Toh Ismein Khaas Kya Hai?
Husband: Yeh Toh Bada Hi Darawani Type Ki News Hai.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Iska Matlab Hua Ki 75 Percent Ladies Bina
Medicines Liye Ghoom Rahi Hain...!!!
Biwi Ne Namaaz Padhkar Dua Ke Liye Haath Uthaye, Par
Kuchh Nahin Manga Aur haath Neeche Kar Liye!
Shauhar Yeh Sab Dekh Raha Tha, Toh Puchh Baitha: Yeh Kya?
Dua Kyun Nahin Maangi?
Biwi: Maangne Hi Lagi Thi Ki 'Allah Aapki Tamaam Mushkilein
Khatam Kar De' Phir Socha, Kahin Mujhe Hi Kuchh Na Ho
Jaaye!
Patni: Aaakhir Aurat Kya-Kya Sambhaale...
Tumko Sambhaale,
Tumhare Bachche Sambhaale,
Tumhare Maa - Baap Ko Fambhaale
Yaa Phir Tumhara Ghar Sambhaale ???
Pati, Sukun Se: Agar Aurat Sirf Apni ZABAAN Sambhaal Le Toh
Baaki Sab Apne-Aap Sambhal Jaayega !!!
Jeeto Ne Santa Se Newspaper Maanga
Subah Subah Jeeto Ne Santa Se Newspaper Maanga.
Santa: Kitni Backward Ho Tum, Duniya Kahan Se Kahan
Pahunch Gayi Aur Tum Newspaper Maang Rahi Ho?? Ye Mera
TAB Le Lo...
Jeeto Ne Tab Liya Aur Us Se Cockroach Maar Diya...
Santa Behosh...
Moral: Biwi Jo Maange... De Do!!
Santa: Kitni Backward Ho Tum, Duniya Kahan Se Kahan
Pahunch Gayi Aur Tum Newspaper Maang Rahi Ho?? Ye Mera
TAB Le Lo...
Jeeto Ne Tab Liya Aur Us Se Cockroach Maar Diya...
Santa Behosh...
Moral: Biwi Jo Maange... De Do!!
Husband and Wife
Husband and Wife had a Fight.
Wife called Mom : He fought with me again,
I am coming to you.
Mom : No beta, he must pay for his mistake,
I am comming to stay with U!
Wife called Mom : He fought with me again,
I am coming to you.
Mom : No beta, he must pay for his mistake,
I am comming to stay with U!
Me ghar chordh kar
पत्नी:- मै घर छोड़ कर जा रही हु
पति:- मै भी निर्मल बाबा के पास जा रहा हु
पत्नी:- मुझे मागने के लिए
पत्नी:- मुझे मागने के लिए
पति:- नही बताने के लिए की कृपा आनी शुरू हो गयी है
पत्नी:- मै घर छोड़ कर जा रही हु
पत्नी:- मै घर छोड़ कर जा रही हु
पति:- मै भी निर्मल बाबा के पास जा रहा हु
पत्नी:- मुझे मागने के लिए
पति:- नही बताने के लिए की कृपा आनी शुरू हो गयी है
latest patni ne apni pati ko surprize karane ke liye
latest
patni ne apni pati ko surprize karane ke liye
kitchen me jakar
new sim card se call kiya
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aur boli
Hello..!! Darling…
pati :- bad me call karo jaan abhi wo
Kutti Kamini
kitchen me hai Lolzz….!
patni ne apni pati ko surprize karane ke liye
kitchen me jakar
new sim card se call kiya
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aur boli
Hello..!! Darling…
pati :- bad me call karo jaan abhi wo
Kutti Kamini
kitchen me hai Lolzz….!
Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Wife: “How would you describe me?”
Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
Husband: “I am just kidding!”
Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
Wife: “What does that mean?”
Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
Husband: “I am just kidding!”
Wife: Aaj Tm Udaas Q Hou
Wife: Aaj Tm Udaas Q Hou?
Husbend: Aaj Meri Maa AOr Meri Behen Alaag Alaag Hou Gaien
Wife: Koi Baat Nhi
Ab Me Agai Hu Nah
Me Tmhari Maa Behen Eik Kar Dungi.
Husbend: Aaj Meri Maa AOr Meri Behen Alaag Alaag Hou Gaien
Wife: Koi Baat Nhi
Ab Me Agai Hu Nah
Me Tmhari Maa Behen Eik Kar Dungi.
Wife : Me jaldi marny wali hun.
Wife : Me jaldi marny wali hun.
Husband : Me bhi jaldi marny wala hun.
Wife : Tum Q jaldi marny walay ho?
Husband : QK Mujh se itni bari khushi bardasht nahi ho gi
Husband : Me bhi jaldi marny wala hun.
Wife : Tum Q jaldi marny walay ho?
Husband : QK Mujh se itni bari khushi bardasht nahi ho gi
Husband apni wife ko thappad maarta h
Husband apni wife ko thappad
maarta h aur bolta hai
maara usi ko jaata h jisse hum
pyaar karte hai
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Wife apne husband ke 2 thappad
4 kicks aur 15-20 dande maarti hai
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Aur bolti hai…
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Aapko kya lagta h me aapse
pyaar nahi karti..
maarta h aur bolta hai
maara usi ko jaata h jisse hum
pyaar karte hai
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Wife apne husband ke 2 thappad
4 kicks aur 15-20 dande maarti hai
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Aur bolti hai…
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Aapko kya lagta h me aapse
pyaar nahi karti..
Husband Agar mujhe lottery lagi toh tum kya karogi
Husband – Agar mujhe lottery lagi toh tum kya
karogi…?
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Wife – Aadhe paise le kar Hamesha keliye
mayke chali jaungi…
Main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush..
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Husband – 20 Rs. ki lagi hai… ye le 10 aur
nikal.
karogi…?
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Wife – Aadhe paise le kar Hamesha keliye
mayke chali jaungi…
Main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush..
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Husband – 20 Rs. ki lagi hai… ye le 10 aur
nikal.
Wife: Aaaaaaa…..
Wife: Aaaaaaa…..
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Hubby:Kya hua ?
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Wife: Gale me Dard hai..
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Hubby: Marketjaa raha hu. Gale ke liye kuch lau ?
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Wife: Necklace le ana
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Hubby:Kya hua ?
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Wife: Gale me Dard hai..
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Hubby: Marketjaa raha hu. Gale ke liye kuch lau ?
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Wife: Necklace le ana
Isko kahte hai BHAYANAK BEIZZATI-
Isko kahte hai BHAYANAK BEIZZATI-
Wife – Suno G jab aapne pehli baar mera gunghat uthaya
toh kaisa mehsoos kiya??????
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Pappu – Maa kasam mar hi jata agar TV par
“Shhh…Phir Koi Hai” dekhne ki aadat na hoti…..
Wife – Suno G jab aapne pehli baar mera gunghat uthaya
toh kaisa mehsoos kiya??????
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Pappu – Maa kasam mar hi jata agar TV par
“Shhh…Phir Koi Hai” dekhne ki aadat na hoti…..
Husband To Wife
Wife : "Come Help Me in Garden.."
Husband: "Wat do U think I am? A Gardener??"
Wife: "Come Fix the Toilet Faucet..!"
Husband:What do U Think I am? A Plumber??"
Wife: "Come fix the Door Handle.."
Husband: What do U Think I am? A Carpenter??
The Husband Went Out but When He came Back.
He Saw that Everything was Fixed..! The Garden,
Toilet Faucet & the Door Handle.! He Asked his
Wife.
The Husband Went Out but When He came Back.
He Saw that Everything was Fixed..! The Garden,
Toilet Faucet & the Door Handle.! He Asked his
Wife.
Husband : Who did It??
Wife : "Its the Neighbor's Pintu's Father, But He
gave Me to Options...Either to Make Him a
Burger; Or have A Kiss With Him..!"
gave Me to Options...Either to Make Him a
Burger; Or have A Kiss With Him..!"
Husband: I'm Sure, U gave Him a Burger..!
Wife: "What do U Think I am? 'Mc'Donalds'!
1 Aadmi ke Lips Jale Huye they.
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Khushi Ke Maare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya Tha ......"
Wife:- Jinke the wo le gaye. :D
Govt ka naya rule jiske 5 bacche ho usey Ghar milega.
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PiNku ke 3 the, Usne Wife Se kaha pados k 2 mere hai unko lata hu.
(Laane ke baad) apne 3 kaha gye..??
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PiNku ke 3 the, Usne Wife Se kaha pados k 2 mere hai unko lata hu.
(Laane ke baad) apne 3 kaha gye..??
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Wife:- Jinke the wo le gaye. :D
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Wife:- Jinke the wo le gaye. :D
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