Ek Bachcha Park mein
Ek Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha
aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.
.
Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada
meetha khane wale jaldi mar jate hai.
.
Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi
ki age 106 Saal thi.
.
Aunty : Wo meetha kam khati hongi.
.
.
Boy : Nahi...!!! Wo apne Kaam se Kaam rakhti thi!
aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.
.
Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada
meetha khane wale jaldi mar jate hai.
.
Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi
ki age 106 Saal thi.
.
Aunty : Wo meetha kam khati hongi.
.
.
Boy : Nahi...!!! Wo apne Kaam se Kaam rakhti thi!
Funny Kids Joke “How were people born?
A child asked his father, “How were people born?”
father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and
she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”
His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.”
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and
she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.”
The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!”
His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
Hindi Bachcha Joke
एक औरत ने तेजी से आ रही बस को हाथ दिखाकर रोका
ड्राइवर ने अचानक ब्रेक मारा और पूछा-
कहां जाना है
औरत बोली- जाना कहीं नहीं है..
बच्चा रो रहा है जरा पों-पों बजा दो.
ड्राइवर ने अचानक ब्रेक मारा और पूछा-
कहां जाना है
औरत बोली- जाना कहीं नहीं है..
बच्चा रो रहा है जरा पों-पों बजा दो.
Tum Kitane Saal Ke Ho
एक अमेरिकी ने एक भारतीय बच्चे से पूछा _ तुम कितने साल के हो?
बच्चे ने जबाब दिया _ घर पर 14 साल
स्कूल में _ 12 साल
बस में _ 10 साल
ट्रेन में _ 7 साल
और और और और और
फेसबुक पर _ 18 साल
हा हा हा हा हा हा हा
बच्चे ने जबाब दिया _ घर पर 14 साल
स्कूल में _ 12 साल
बस में _ 10 साल
ट्रेन में _ 7 साल
और और और और और
फेसबुक पर _ 18 साल
हा हा हा हा हा हा हा
एक डॉक्टर बच्चे के पैर का टांका काटने आया.
एक डॉक्टर बच्चे के पैर का टांका काटने आया.
उसने कहा: बेटा वह देखो ऊपर, सोने की चिड़िया.
बच्चा: नीचे देख, कहीं पैर न कट जाए. बड़ा आया चिड़िया का मामा.
उसने कहा: बेटा वह देखो ऊपर, सोने की चिड़िया.
बच्चा: नीचे देख, कहीं पैर न कट जाए. बड़ा आया चिड़िया का मामा.
Bachche Kuchh Bhi Kar Sakte Hain!
Bachcho ke sath badi sawdhaani se baat karni chhaiye
Warna parinam khatarnak ho sakta hai..
Warna parinam khatarnak ho sakta hai..
Bachcha: (Nal se aate paani ko dekhkar) Papa yeh paani kaha se aata hai?
Papa: Beta nadi se..
Beta: Phir mujhe Nadi dekhni hai..
Papa use nadi dikhane le jaate hain, Bachcha unhe nadi mein dhakka markar gira deta hai…
Bhagta hua ghar aakar Maa ko kehta hai…
Bhagta hua ghar aakar Maa ko kehta hai…
Mummy jaldi Nal kholo, Papa aate honge!!
Lucknowi Bachcho Ki Ladaai
Lakhnavi bahccho ki ladai ho rahi thi…
Pehla:
Dekhiye, Agar aap hamari baar se ittefaaq nahin karoge, to Hum aapki waalida mohatarma ki shaam mein gustakhana kalimaat pesh kar denge!
Dekhiye, Agar aap hamari baar se ittefaaq nahin karoge, to Hum aapki waalida mohatarma ki shaam mein gustakhana kalimaat pesh kar denge!
Dusra:
Hazoor agar aapne iss kadar jalalat ki zurrat ki to phir hum bhi aapke rukhsaar mubaraq pe aisa tamachaa raseed karenge ki Gaal-e-mubaraq Gulaab ki maanind chamak uthega!!
Hazoor agar aapne iss kadar jalalat ki zurrat ki to phir hum bhi aapke rukhsaar mubaraq pe aisa tamachaa raseed karenge ki Gaal-e-mubaraq Gulaab ki maanind chamak uthega!!
Yeh hai “Tehzeeeb-e-Lucknow”!!
Ek Bachcha Park Mein Bench Pe Betha Tha
Ek Bachcha Park mein Bench pe
betha tha
aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha
tha.
.
Pass bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada
meetha khane
wale
jaldi mar jate hai.
.
Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi
ki age 106
Saal
thi.
.
Aunty : Wo meetha kam khati
hongi.
.
.
Boy : Nahi...!!!
Wo apne Kaam se Kaam rakhti thi
betha tha
aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha
tha.
.
Pass bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada
meetha khane
wale
jaldi mar jate hai.
.
Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi
ki age 106
Saal
thi.
.
Aunty : Wo meetha kam khati
hongi.
.
.
Boy : Nahi...!!!
Wo apne Kaam se Kaam rakhti thi
Ek Bachcha Park Mein Bench Pe Betha Tha
Ek Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha
aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.
.
Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada
meetha khane wale jaldi mar jate hai.
.
Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi
ki age 106 Saal thi.
.
Aunty : Wo meetha kam khati hongi.
.
.
Boy : Nahi...!!! Wo apne Kaam se Kaam rakhti thi!
aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.
.
Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada
meetha khane wale jaldi mar jate hai.
.
Boy : Aap ko malum hai meri Dadi
ki age 106 Saal thi.
.
Aunty : Wo meetha kam khati hongi.
.
.
Boy : Nahi...!!! Wo apne Kaam se Kaam rakhti thi!
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