Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena.
Alia : Bhaiyya 10 rs. wali Maggi dena.
Shopkeeper: Ye lo
Alia : Kitne hue?
Shopkeeper: Ye lo
Alia : Kitne hue?
Alia RETURNS
Alia RETURNS
Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .
Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .
Bade Scientist Kaa Naam Batao
School inspection inspector: ek bade scientist ka name batao..
Student: Alia Bhatt..!!
Inspector: aap ye sikhate ho school me..
Teacher: ye totla he sir…
Ye bol raha hai.. “ARYABHATT”!
Alia ki tokri, Aur Rahul baba ka dimaag
Alia Bhatt to Rahul :
Agar tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya hai.
toh tokri ke aadhe Ande tere..
Aur ye bhi batade ki Ande Kitne hai…
to 10 k 10 tere….
Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske hai… .
to ande dene wali Murgi bhi teri…. .
Agar tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya hai.
toh tokri ke aadhe Ande tere..
Aur ye bhi batade ki Ande Kitne hai…
to 10 k 10 tere….
Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske hai… .
to ande dene wali Murgi bhi teri…. .
Rahul Gandhi :- Arey koi HINT TO De!!
Alia bhatt Hey Dad, What Plans For Weekend
Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?
Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns
Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Mahesh bhatt: jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!!
Died Laughing….
Died Laughing….
SBI Bank Humara Bank Aapko Bina Interest
SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai….
Alia bhat:
Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye….
Alia What About The Remaining 900?
Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road,
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia – what should we do now?
Varun- we'll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900?
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia – what should we do now?
Varun- we'll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900?
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