Ajj Saturday Night Hai

Wife: Eik glass pani dedo
Husband: khud uth k pee lo
Wife: De Do na please..
Husband: aub manga tu thapar
maron ga..
Wife: ajj saturday night hai
yaad hai na??
Husband: Janu mathkay say laaun ya
cooler say??
Kehti ho tu 7up lay atta hun market say..:P