संता: बता खुद पर सबसे ज्यादा गर्व कब होता है?

बंता - जब परीक्षा हॉल में कुछ आता न हो, और पीछे से टीचर आकर कहे,

कॉपी छुपा लो, पीछे वाला देख रहा है.
कसम से सीना चौड़ा हो जाता है।

Question: “Prove That 2/10 = 2”

Arts Student: “Out Of Course.”

Commerce Student: “Wrong Question.”

Medical Student: “What The Hell, It’s Not Possible.”

Engineering Student: “It’s So Simple

2/10 = Two/ten

(T With T Cancel)

Wo = En

W = 23rd Letter

O = 15th Letter

E = 5th Letter

N = 14th Letter

So,

23+15 / 5+14

= 38 / 19

= 2”

Hence Prooved

Engineer Rocks!

I don’t know what is the big deal on an Indian becoming CEO of Google and Microsoft,
when you can’t send him your resume and say
“bhai mail kar diya hai, dekh liyo!!!

Girl:On a Date with his boyfrnd,
PoOooonn.
Boy:It’s ok Hota Hai.
Girl:Again pooon Phusssss!
Boy:It’s never mind darling.
Girl:Once again Paaan poooon
poon!
Boy:Its ok i know kabhi kabhi
gas!
Girl:Again pooon paaan phtaas
prunnn.
Boy:Uth Kuty diay putry Karon
moliyan waly pranthy kha k i
a?

Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show it.
Girls get sad easily and can cry like crazy! …
.
Boys care about the quantity of love!.
Girls care about the quality of love …
.
Boys can forget, but can not forgive.
Girls can forgive, but can not forget! …
.
Boys can never reject a girl’s add friend request
But girls often reject it just to feel powerful!!
.
Boys prefer the phrase “Boys vs Girls”
Girls INSIST on saying “Girls vs Boys” !!

Girl:
ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no:
don gi
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.
.
.
.
.
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Boy:
Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga,
Numbr vmbr rehne do,
Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena baji:)
Uffff “Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai “